For Pirates Only

If you are having a pirate themed wedding on Maui I will totally do your service for free.

Seriously.

I’ve always wanted to officiate a pirate wedding.

I will need a costume stipend and some crackers for the parrot.

Oh and a parrot.

I could probably rent one.

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